Company Mascot and Ambassador

Name: Fetty the Brick

Species: Feta

Birthday: Coagulated in 1921

Height: 22 cm

Weight: 2.7 kg baseline, variable with humidity

Personality: Loves elbow grease

Hobby: Metamorphosis

Motto: “I’ve got plenty of time.”

Signature Items: Mop, Uncle Gus’s Coast Guard cap (see photo gallery), utility gloves